> STATES OF OUR NATION ?? 

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> >         Bengali
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> >         One Bengali = poet.
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> >         Two Bengalis = a film society.
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> >         Three Bengalis = political party.
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> >         Four Bengalis = two political parties.
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> >         More than four Bengalis = Countrywide
> agitation to
> > bring Ganguli
> > into
> >
> > Team.
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> >         Bihari
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> >         One Bihari = Laloo Prasad Yadav .
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> >         Two Biharis = booth-capturing squad.
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> >         Three Biharis = train capture.
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> >         Four Biharis =  caste riots
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> >         Five Biharis = entire literate population of
> Patna
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> >         Punjabi
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> >         One Punjabi =100 kg hulk named Pinky.
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> >        
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> >         Two Punjabis = Pinky with his bigger brother
> > Twinky.
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> >        
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> >        
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> >         Three Punjabis = assault on the McAloo Tikkis
> at
> > the local
> > McDonalds.
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> >         Four Punjabis = combined IQ equal to one.
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> >         Mallu
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> >         One Mallu = coconut stall.
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> >         Two Mallus = a boat race.
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> >         Three Mallus = Gulf job racket.
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> >         Four Mallus = oil slick.
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> >         UP Bhaiyya
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> >         One UP bhaiyya = a milkman.
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> >         Two UP bhaiyyas = halwai shop.
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> >         Three UP bhaiyyas = a fist-fight in the UP
> > assembly.
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> >         Four UP bhaiyyas = mosque-destruction squad.
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> >         Gujju
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> >         One Gujju = share-broker in a Bombay train.
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> >         Two Gujjus = rummy game in a Bombay train.
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> >         Three Gujjus = Bombay 's noisiest
> restaurant.
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> >         Four Gujjus = stock market scam.
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> >         Andhraite
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> >         One Andhraite = chili farmer.
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> >        
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> >         Two Andhraites = software company in New
> Jersey ..
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> >         Three Andhraites = Naxalite outfit.
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> >        
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> >         Four Andhraites = song-and-dance number in a
> Telugu
> > movie.
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> >         Kashmiri
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> >         One Kashmiri = carpet salesman.
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> >        
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> >         Two Kashmiris = carpet factory.
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> >         Three Kashmiris = terrorist outfit.
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> >         Four Kashmiris = shoot-at-sight order.
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> >         Tamil-Brahmin
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> >         One Tam-Brahm = priest at the Vardarajaperumal
> > temple.
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> >         Two Tam-Brahms = Maths tuition class.
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> >        
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> >         Three Tam-Brahms = Queue outside the U.S
> consulate
> > at 4 a.m.
> >
> >        
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> >        
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> >         Four Tam-Brahms = Thyagaraja music festival in
> > Santa Clara
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> >         Mumbaikar
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> >         One Mumbaikar = footpath vada-pav stall.
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> >        
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> >         Two Mumbaikars= film studio.
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> >        
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> >        
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> >         Three Mumbaikars = slum.
> >
> >        
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> >        
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> >         Four Mumbaikars = The number of people
> standing on
> > your foot in
> > the
> >
> > train at rush hour.
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> >         Sindhi
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> >        
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> >         One Sindhi = currency racket.
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> >        
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> >         Two Sindhis = papad factory.
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> >        
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> >        
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> >         Three Sindhis = duplicate goods shop in
> Ulhasnagar
> > ...
> >
> >        
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> >        
> >
> >         Four Sindhis = Hong Kong Retail Traders
> > Association. .
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> >         Marwari
> >
> >        
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> >        
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> >         One Marwari = The neighbourhood foodstuffs
> > adulterator.
> >
> >        
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> >        
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> >         Two Marwaris = 50% of Calcutta
> >
> >        
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> >        
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> >         Three Marwaris = Finish off all Gujaratis
> &
> > Sindhis.
> >
> >        
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> >        
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> >         Four Marwaris = Threaten the Jews as a
> community.
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> >        
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> >         Haryanvi
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> >         One Haryanavi = tube light.
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> >        
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> >        
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> >         Two Haryanavis = agriculture.
> >
> >        
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> >         Three Haryannavis = Lathi squad.
> >
> >        
> >
> >        
> >
> >         Four Haryanavis = actually just one was
> enough.
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> >        
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> >        
> >
> >         Last but the best
> >
> >        
> >
> >        
> >
> >         Kannadiga
> >
> >        
> >
> >        
> >
> >         One kannadiga = devegowda
> >
> >        
> >
> >        
> >
> >         Two kannadigas = devegowda with his son
> Kumarswamy
> >
> >        
> >
> >        
> >
> >         Three kannadigas = rivals of devegowda family
> >
> >        
> >
> >        
> >
> >         Four Kannadigas = total no of kannadigas in
> > bengaluru